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" Like the earth and moon
I am covered
with craters and scars.
That is not something
I need to be saved from.



Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked

Look at his little blue feet!  Weevil, Santa Lucia, Ecuador.

flaring at the strangely familiar fish in the corner lol. His colours are still a bit washed out but hopefully he will brighten up with time, he has only been in his new house for 48 hours.


Day 108/365: Water Moccasin. While bending down to grab a fishing pole, this little guy appeared out of nowhere and was just not happy with me at all. It was a beautiful cottonmouth. Though young, it already knows the infamous cottonmouth pose!

Lookit the baby grump! I love their baby patterns.


Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.


Meet Lucy, a 3.2 million-year-old ancestor of ours. Though she looks like an ape, her knees were close together, just like a human’s! That positioned her feet directly under her body and made walking easier. 
See the final installment of Your Inner Fish tomorrow night (4/23) on PBS at 10/9c.
Always ultra flattered when you reblog something of mine. ^_^ much good vibes to yous lady.

You’re awesome, thank you and you too! :3