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For the love of Sierra the praying mantis I got my doot doot already and even a bloop bloop




we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

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From most of the pictures I post of Figment, there’s nothing to indicate scale, but she’s a nice sized girl! Much larger than most picture make her look. And yes, that’s me.
That's a pretty impressive photo. Your header one. My crush knows she's my crush and refuses to be my girlfriend, which is pretty crushing... Pun may or may not have been intended. I'm wondering whether I'm wasting my heart on this one. And that's the story of my crush.

Thank you! I took it at Monterey Bay Aquarium- the cliché jellyfish photo every photographer has. ;)

And don’t be crushed (great pun, I approve) by that! The timing, or person, isn’t right. Whether you decide to wait or move on is your call- but as every cheesy book and movie has ever said… Things happen for a reason. She isn’t dating you for a reason.

But also, labels aren’t everything. You can be with someone without defining it, y’know? Feelings are weird like that. Sometimes you gotta say fuck it to being conventional.



6 mosses you should have in your tank.

Christmas Moss is another one of my favs.










well, bye

good news, everyone

Um absoLUTELY NOT???????¿

no thanks………..

yall dead

RIP on tha plane lol

the usa is literally the dumbest fucking country on earth

We dead

Its ok peeps don’t panic! the reason why Ebola is so bad where it is right now it because there isnt sufficient health care to deal with the virus. its spread similar to that of an std- through bodily fluids. Not just touching someone! Since you can survive Ebola I think americas gonna be just fine.

Ok, let me explain you a thing. The strain of Ebola that these people have is Ebola Zaire. Let me share a few things about Zaire (Which I have studied extensively because I love Ebola with all my heart. It’s my favorite infectious disease.)
Ebola Zaire kills 9/10 people it infects. For some contextualization, Spanish flu was considered one of the worst epidemics of all time. It killed 2/10. The Bubonic Plaque killed 5/10. Ebola Zaire, man. That shit’s real.
Ebola works by breaking apart all the blood vessels in the body. They get so weak that the smallest amount of pressure will break them apart like a wet tissue. And Ebola, it’s a clever little motherfucker. In the last hours of a victim of Ebola Zaire’s life, the individual will go into violent seizures, due to the bleeding in the brain. The effect? A blood vapor in the air that is hot, hot, hot with virus and if it’s breathed in, will make the person come down with Zaire. So, yes, while Ebola can only be transmitted through contact with bodily fluids, a person can come down with Zaire just by being in the same room. Possibly the same building, if the sterilization procedures aren’t enough.
The conclusion?
Bringing these patients to the U.S. was STUPID. AS. FUCK.

Did you know that in certain European countries it is illegal to display any sort of Nazi symbol? What the fascist white supremacist neo-Nazi scum of Germany, France, etc. have been doing is displaying the Confederate flag instead, because there is no ban on it.
So the next time someone tries to tell you that the flag of the Confederacy has nothing to do with racism, remember that actual Nazis are using it as their preferred symbol, and please remind them that they are actually pieces of literal shit.

T+ Albino Colombian Rainbow Boa. - Jaroslav Gilar